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Burningman Center Camp Gig

cryingguy (4k image)Performed on the center camp stage. Supposed to play 8 to 10 a.m. Thursday morning. Kind of a rough timeslot at burningman--being on stage at 8 in the morning means getting up about 6 a.m. Dan helped me shlep all my gear over.

Whoever was going to play at 10 didn't show up, so I ended up playing until around noon. Fun. People really seemed to dig what I was doing.

One guy was digging it a little too much...He was dancing in front of the stage at the beginning of my set. That's cool. It was obvious that he had been up all night taking every kind of drug but hey, it's burningman eh? But later, he gets up on stage and grabs my hat. He's voguing like some hairy zen madonna on the stage in front of me. This is annoying--hey, I'm the star right?I look out in the audience and Dan is laughing.The guy comes over and gets me in a headlock while I'm performing (I'm sitting down.) He bends down next to my face, holding my hat in front of us so I'm the only one that can see him. I look at him and tell him to knock it off.The guy is blubbering like a baby--tears streaming down his face. Great... I'm being stalked while on stage in front of hundreds of people.I didn't feel threatened at all. Just annoyed. The guy has me in a headlock and I'm thinking "this is ludicrous. Is this fucker going to give me back my hat or what?"Later I see him out in the audience and Dan has retrieved my hat.

My favorite part was when a cute girl jumped up on stageto ask me what was up with all the russian tunes I was playing. I wish I had said that I play them to get cute russian girls to jump up on stage. Instead I told her it's just that I dig russian music.



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