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Single Serving Friend

SingleServingFriend.pngI'm waiting at a bus stop. It's raining. I could walk the two blocks to the train station but don't want to get any wetter than I am already.

In front of me I notice a young woman crossing the street. Sweatshirt, no jacket, jeans that have laces on the side down by her calves. Her breasts are large. LARGE, but the thing I really noticed is that they are also too large for the bra she was wearing. Through the sweatshirt I see them spilling out around the edges of the bra's cups. She is wearing some kind of hard soled hiking boots. Cute with a kind of baby fat look that young girls have sometimes. She notices me noticing her.

I am sitting on one of those new metal bus benches that have the dividers on them. The kind that splits it up into three seats. The seat on the other end is wet. She sits in the middle. Next to me.

"Late for work I am." she says.

"Where's work?"

"The Mall. I work in a kiosk."

"What do you sell?" I ask as I check out the birthmarks on her arms.

"Skin cream. Most of my customers are men."

"I'm not surprised."

"Yep! Breasts sell! I give them a hand massage while they stare at my breasts, usually by the time I'm done they're ready to buy a jar."

A bus pulls up. Since she doesn't get on, neither do I. The bus is going where I need to go--two blocks, but the conversation interests me more than my need to be somewhere.

"If I were my boss I would fire me." she says.

"Maybe he's looking at the big picture." I offer.

"Waddya mean by that?"

"Don't get excited. Just a joke." I say, "Don't you feel guilty after a long day of using your body to manipulate poor helpless men into buying skin cream?"

"Oh no! not at all!" she replies, "Sometimes they even ask me for my phone number."

"What do you do when that happens?"

"I tell them: The skin cream comes in three sizes. The ten dollar size, the twenty dollar size and the forty dollar size. If you buy the ten dollar size you get my area code. If you buy the twenty dollar size you get the first three digit's. If you buy the forty dollar size you get the whole phone number."

"What do you do when they call you?"

"If they're cute I let them take me out."

"What happens otherwise?"

"I just don't answer the phone. Works pretty well." she says, "The only drawback is if they get pissed off, they know where I work. Sometimes the losers come and hassle me."

Another bus that would get me my two blocks pulls up. I steal a glance at her supersized chest and let it drive on.

"One time, a guy was staring at my breasts the entire time I was massaging his hands. When I asked what he thought he just kept saying 'great!' I squirted his face with skin cream and told him he was done. At least he bought a ten dollar jar."

Her bus finally arrives. It's going my way and I follow her on. I follow her to the back of the bus where she sits across three seats. It doesn't take long for the bus to get to my stop.

"Good luck selling skin cream today." I tell her as I'm opening the exit door.

"That's it?" she says, sounding disappointed.

"Yep, that's it."



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