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Playing Chicken

I was thinking tonight about this problem I had cleaning up after cooking. Actually it's an ongoing thing --I like to cook but doing the dishes afterward is difficult at best. I can't remember now what it was I had cooked but I remember well the incident of the pot...

I think it was chicken. I had eaten most of it, having cooked it in a large casserole pan and then leaving it sitting by the sink thinking I would clean it "later". Several weeks later I noticed it was still there. The pan was covered so there was no detectable odor.

You know how it goes (or maybe you don't, and that's why I'm telling you.) Sometimes the things which are not seen grow larger in the mind than they actually are. I toyed with the idea of a summary execution. Wrapped securely with duct tape it might not offend the homeless people who dug through the trash for cans. Perhaps even going to the trouble of fashioning some kind of warning sign which I could firmly attach. But then I kept thinking about the hassle a bachelor has acquiring new housewares.

Several months later... I looked at the pan. The pan looked back. It taunted me. I snapped. Thinking: "I'll be damned if this pan is going to get the better of me", I wrapped an alcohol soaked bandana around my face and pounced. I lifted the lid. The pan fought back, striking me in the face with a noxious green cloud. Instant projectile vomiting. Lucky for me the sink was close by. Bested by a casserole pan. What can I say. I wrapped it up and threw it away.



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